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The Clothes Line The Clothes Line

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Clothes Line***

Anyways it was ok, I liked the idea, but too short and didn't really have an ending, which was sad.

Add a bit more and i'd give it an 8.

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Hooray for Monkeys!!!

Face Fist'r Face Fist'r

Rated 4 / 5 stars


I'd actually drink that just because it was funny.
Flash could do with some sort of background music to go with the epic voice just because it was a bit dull sound wise at times.

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Metal Gear Awesome Metal Gear Awesome

Rated 5 / 5 stars


it's so funny. i love when he blows up the wall:

"what was that noise?" and then the guard just walks off.

it's so good.

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Recent Game Reviews

K.O.L.M. K.O.L.M.

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I don't think a flash game (apart from that shock maze game) has ever terrified me so much in my life.

To evoke that fear/panic in someone is an incredible feat.

My heart is still beating so fast.

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I wanna be the flash game I wanna be the flash game

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Actually no.

Whereas I love games like this usually, they have something your game does not.

There were ocassional moments of semi-inspiration however being difficult because it's pretty craply made just turns this into a chore.

"Everything that is in here has been thought out thoroughly." So you purposefully decided to make a game with points where you fall through floors, get stuck in walls, don't have the ability to jump, can stand in the spikes in live, can stand nowhere near and die etc.? That isn't creative, thats like purposefully being sh*t, therefore putting it on a par with those unpolished, untested, unfun games that get uploaded here everyday and blammed? Then you have the arrogance to blame anyone who doesn't like it by saying "But I guess some people don't like games they can't win unless they actually try."

No we don't like games made by people who clearly think they are much better than they are despite the fact they've just made a ripoff anyways.

I'd have voted 3 as some parts were genuinely ok. But your arrogance made me vote 0.

"Which just proves to us that our intention has succeeded."
Wow. Come back down to earth.

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Keric's Komplex Chapter 3 Keric's Komplex Chapter 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Unfair Newgrounds

This flash has a low score purely for the fact it features gay content.Which is a shame, as the art and animation is good, the storyline and humour are a lot better than the "meet 'n' fuck series" and it's programmed well. In fact it was really funny.

My only criticism is the beeping noise when the text is revealed should be quieter as it gets irritating.

However the game is on par with Meet 'n' Fuck and therefore deserves a score that is on par. This site is Everything, by Everyone but evidently that's only if you're straight.

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Recent Audio Reviews

*Death Ecstasy* / ZeRo BaSs *Death Ecstasy* / ZeRo BaSs

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I don't think...

....i've found a song yet of yours that i don't like.
Amazing again. I'll probably listen through it at least another 3 times.
What do you use to make your songs?

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